okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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