His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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