your room smells of hookers.
And success
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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