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(248): View more from Michigan

whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?

(1-248): View more from Michigan

be more specific...?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.

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(518): View more from New York

After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"

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(678): View more from Georgia

part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic

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(416): View more from Ontario

dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening

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(816): View more from Missouri

My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.

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(509): View more from Washington

You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.

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(519): View more from Ontario

all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays

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