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(352): View more from Florida

I just got invited to go home with a married couple...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers

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(615): View more from Tennessee

As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.

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(510): View more from California

Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting

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(812): View more from Indiana

You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight

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(+49): View more from Germany

Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.

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