So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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