Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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