I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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