you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Houston, we have a blender
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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