Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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