I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
tell your sister to shave her snatch
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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