am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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