So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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