the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
only you would photoshop your dick
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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