So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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