So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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