Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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