I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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