Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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