How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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