how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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