is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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