Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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