butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
They took my balls.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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