I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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