I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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