Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
COCAINE IS GR8
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
