I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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