He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I need a hoe opinion
go on
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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