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(917): View more from New York City

sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though

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(720): View more from Colorado

morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.

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(757): View more from Virginia

6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house

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(410): View more from Maryland

Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."

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(703): View more from Virginia

Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively

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Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....

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