i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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