theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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