she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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