I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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