Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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