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(585): View more from New York

it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.

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(239): View more from Florida

No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.

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(714): View more from California

I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night

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(407): View more from Florida

It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer

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(940): View more from Texas

It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test

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