I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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