And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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