yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My vagina just recognized that song.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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