Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
did i just pee glitter
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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