i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
two words...techno handjob
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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