No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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