Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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