guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
