Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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