I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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