I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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