Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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