I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
