We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I cockslap morals
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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