Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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