windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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