I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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