Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I lost the right to judge tonight
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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