Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I have fence marks all over my body
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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